Writer's Block: Puttin' it on wax

If you decided to start a band, what would you name your first album?

Oh, easy. My friend and I have started planning something like this, in all its ridiculousness. Our band is called The Edgar Allen Poe Taco and we've got a few songs in mind already: "Thousand Knives Upon An Ass", "Inner City Rape Tunnel", "Smells Like Bitches In Here", and "Feast of Souls", to name a few. The first album would probably be called something like One Collective Asshole.

Mind you, everything to do with this 'band' is based on an inside joke, so none of it makes sense. And it will sound horrible; the kind of music you would play just to torture people or maybe force a confession.


Writer's Block: Truth or dare

What is the craziest dare you have ever taken?

I'll respond to this simply because of the irony and painfully good timing. 

Truth or dare was always a favourite game of ours. We would spend hours upon hours torturing each other with viciously clever dares and dodging the truth. I was never really good at it; I could never come up with anything good. He liked to take it a little too far but I played along because at times it was the only thing we had going between us; the only reminder of the 'good old times'--or at least, that's how I thought of it. We used to be so close.

The last time we played I made him promise that it would always be our little secret; no matter what, what happens in truth or dare stays there. I made him swear--I racked my brain to think of the most important I could possibly make him swear by. I came up with our friendship, because it meant the world to me. So he swore.

Today I found out from him that our friendship apparently wasn't important enough to keep even a stupid little promise. So I guess the craziest dare I've ever taken was placing my trust in someone who could so easily throw it back in my face.
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History Lesson

"Germany annexed Austria because the two countries were ethnically the same and Hitler believed that the German Empire belonged anywhere the German people did. In Austria. Both the Germans and the Austrians were eager for the unification; Austria was ready to be taken by Germany."

...and I'm sitting in the back corner giggling because all I hear is smut.

Gotta love history class.

Writer's Block: Following the leader

Let's say you're running for president, and you win by a mudslide. What would you change about your country and why? Would you make new laws? Paint the White House blue? Tell all!

First thing, I would demand a personal army of 10,000 handsome young lads to carry out my evil bidding. They would get snazzy uniforms, of course. Much like the SS.

Next I'd have all the stupid people executed.

New law: no laws.

That's about it, I think. I'd spend all my time partying and watching the destruction of society until someone finally got around to assassinating me. Short lived, but worth it.  

Cosplay plans, herp derp.

This is just a brainstorm.~

I definitely need to get the rest of my Prussia costumes in order. I got my 4-day AX pass and I still only have one of the costumes finished. *headdesk* Luckily I might score a job on Monday so I'll be able to save up for the costumes. We'll see.

I've also been thinking about doing a Turkey cosplay. Sadiq is another one of my favourite Hetalia characters... plus, I'm a bellydancer and I have a ton of Turkish costumes already, so I could do a femme version easily. For some reason I find it easier to do femme cosplay. I'm just not muscular enough to pretend to be a man. *sad face*

Sometimes I get a little gender confused and wish I was a boy. Is that wierd?


I've just grown to accept the fact that I'm a frighteningly strange individual.

We'll see how this works out...

(Lack of) Progress so far:
  • Prussia
    1. Femme!Nazi done, still need to find some snazzy leather gloves though.
    2. Austrian Succession
    3. Traditional Uniform
    4. Teutonic Knight
    5. Red contacts
    6. Gilbird
  • Turkey
    1. Femme!Bellydance?????
    2. Ottoman (in progress)

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Some Icons...

33 Axis Powers Hetalis Icons (2 Animated)

Germany (9) - Prussia (8) - France (2) - Turkey (9) - Greece (1) - Egypt (6)


I don't claim ownership of any of the original images, so I don't care if you credit me on the icons. Enjoy :]
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Art Prints, Magnets, & Merchandise!

Some of my artwork is now for sale through DeviantArt. See what is for sale:

Different merchandise is available for different pieces of art. As for the Hetalia ones:

Deutschland - Cold Blood:
  • -4 x 8 in. Print (Matte, Lustre, or Glossy)
  • -4 x 6 in. Print (Matte, Lustre, or Glossy)
  • -Postcard (Matte of Glossy)
  • -Magnet (Small or Large)

Tree Is Awesome:
  • 3.5 x 5 in. Print (Matte, Lustre, or Glossy)
  • 4 x 6 in. Print (Matte, Lustre, or Glossy)
  • Magnet (Small or Large)
  • Mug (White - 11oz or 15 oz)

-Emily Donohue